Health Report by Dale-Riddle Evangelistic Association

HEALTH REPORT by Dale
March 2010

I am still alive and I feel great and enjoying life to the fullest. I am wearing a heart
monitor at this time to see if I am a candidate for a special heart surgery. Now that I
am wearing the monitor I seldom have any problems. However, I have some good
news. I am going to cheat those dark-suited vultures at the funeral homes out of a big
pay day. I have donated my body to medical science. When I do eventually die, the
medical people will come and get my body and then use whatever parts that can be
used to help others. Then, they will see if any other medical school wants to study my
body and learn from the many health issues that I have experienced through the
years. After three weeks my body will be cremated and my ashes returned in a heart-
shaped box to my wife or family. The cost is nothing and I will have used the gift of my
physical body to help others and advance medical science. The money that would
have been spent on a funeral can be used to support an orphan, feed the hungry or
passed on to my grandchildren. I am so excited that I have finally figured out a method
to use my physical body for some good purpose rather than to be put on display in
some overpriced casket and give some funeral home a lot of money.

Life is good and, according to the Bible, death will be even better. Halleluiah!